Here's a sample of the “writing” as translated using your tax dollars: An offensive odor of the living dead assaults me, but I resist, as every warrior must. The old dame does not draw back as is proper for those of her class, nor does she fall prostrate. “Little Hermie,” croaks this diabolical figure. She is more than six hundred years old and dresses like a noblewoman in a towering peaked headdress and several gowns, each with four skirts plus a yoked bodice.
They could have just run that dreck through Google Translate and saved the taxpayers some money.